The explorer bull

This e' the history that I must to not forgotten Valerio the Conte. And this e' between the history that piu' sconcertavano me from giovinetto, in the full load of my turbamenti frustrated lovings. Not to forget and disconcerting they were not never thus connected like in this memory. But we go ahead.

Cultural zero setting:

The sperm of a Taurus from the most valuable reproduction e'. From one puff of it e' possible to fertilize... tens... hundred... migliaia of vacche... fecund.

The problem:

The problem e' just the determination of the vacche fecund, inasmuch as for the cited one preziosita' of the seed of controlled origin e' possible not to run the risk of inseminarne one gia' pregna, if not barren.

Therefore

Tasks of having a herd of 1000 vacche, scattered on one landa of corresponding dimensions. We have a riproduttore Taurus and we must only inseminare the vacche fecund.

If we leave the Taurus free, this coprira' the first available (than sara' also suitable to the reproduction) dedicandole entire its love nectar cargo, and we will not have obtained the scope.
We take torello whichever, better young and irruento. For how much sympathy he can ispirarci we will put it grembiulino the type asylum so as to coprirgli the genitals. Then we will smear the chalk apron white man and we will leave it free in means the herd. He avventera' on the first fecund one and for null how much sforzera' not concludera', gettera' on second the fecund one and conclludera' ditto with potatoes, then on third, the quarter and thus via.

I assure you that a last day thus would kill any human being, coprira' all the vacche fecund... without to succeed to conclude a granche'. We with calm will try the vacche with the chiappe dirty of chalk and quickly we will fertilize to them with the seed of the Taurus from reproduction.

Philosophical Addendum

A Taurus goes to takes a walk for the campaign, in company of the figlioletto torellino. Joints in top to a knoll, watching low notice a herd of vacche that they graze of under blessed souls.
- Ehi! Pa'. Avventiamoci on those laggiu' and scopiamocene one.
- Not, we go giu' and scopiamocele all slowly!